Background Info: Okay, we had a sub in band about a week ago, so the usual chaos was going on 2nd period. We were watching the stupidest movie in posibbly the world. It taught the bare BASICS of music. This is advanced band it was insane. Anyways, we were to loud yadda yadda yadda, so the sub made us write a 1 page essay on the movie, so here it is, for your entertainment. I present...

NOTES AND RESTS
By Sam Prince

Half notes, whole notes, quarter notes, eighth notes, what does it all mean? This movie taught me a very valuable lesson, some things really DON'T change over time. For instance: when I was in kindergarten (way back when) I learned that a whole note is a hollow circle which receives four beats in four four time, very much to my surprise this information has not changed since then. Relearning information such as, "What a bass clef looks like" and "Which side is the stem is on?" was a truly valuable experience for me. Even though I use this information every day, it was a pleasure to learn it again. I think this was the exact refresh my brain needed. I was thinking in the past, but now I realize that the past is and will always be the same as the future when it comes to subjects like, "How many beats in a half note?"

Though the movie did leave me a little dry when it came to the subject of time signatures and key signatures (which I find myself struggling with sometimes) it did help me with the things I hope I will never confuse in my natural lifetime. Perhaps a sequel could be made to this movie that would be called, "How to Clap a Beat."
In the end I believe this movie will be an instant classic with the older crowd (those relearning obvious information such as I.) I did find some points such as "a half note gets 2 beats" and "a whole note gets 4 beats" to be extremely overplayed with very few breaks for the audience to really digest what the movie was dishing out.

When I told my Tuba Instructor (Garret Woods, 19) about the movie he responded, "I remember watching the same movie when I went to Vista, and I also found it horribly inappropriate for the level of music I was at." Overall I would not recommend this movie to anyone who has taken at least 1 music class, let alone children who have been taking music classes for 4-5 years. RATING: D-